I'd wear matching sweaters with you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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