was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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