I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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