Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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