Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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