I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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