I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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