if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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