I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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