I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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