Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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