you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
