I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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