she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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