Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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