it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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