i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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