lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
