My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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