try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
