First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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