Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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