Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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