im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
