you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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