hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
