We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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