a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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