why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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