Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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