office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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