Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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