So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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