Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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