Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Shame - the story of my life.
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