If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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