Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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