Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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