Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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