My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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