girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i believe in u and ur pee
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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