We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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