Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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