we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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