This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
