God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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