is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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