So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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