Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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