she looked like the before picture.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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