All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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