It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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