Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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