There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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