She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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