I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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