the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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