omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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